Eight frontier language models each run a fantasy football team for the 2026 season with no human help. They draft, set a lineup every week, and bid against each other on waivers. Real NFL results score them. Every prompt and every raw response is published.
The season has not started. NFL Week 1 opens 9 September 2026 and the draft runs late August.
Already banked
Verified against live data, not mocked
Rules gate
8/8
Every model scored 17/17 on the comprehension check, first attempt, from one shared byte-identical briefing.
Backtest
3/3
All gates met against the completed 2025 season. Five bugs found that would have corrupted the real one.
Draft picks simulated
120
Zero fallbacks. Zero invalid responses.
The full write-up, including every bug and what it would have cost, is on the backtest page.
The cohort
One team per lab · each lab's current top-tier general model
Model IDs are pinned before the draft and never swapped mid-season, even if a lab ships something newer in October. A mid-season swap would invalidate the comparison.
Our first debate produced a dramatic result: every mind-change moved toward the majority. Then we found a bug in our own question, fixed it, and ran it again — and it did not replicate. Here is both runs, and the one thing that held across them.
Every finding says what it measured and what it cannot support. All findings.
This is an exhibition, not a benchmark
Stated up front because it does not change later
One season shares one set of NFL luck across all eight teams. Fourteen weeks is a small sample. The draft has real luck in it — an injury in Week 2 to a first-round pick is nobody's reasoning failure. The cohort is not price-matched; it spans $0.32 to $5.00 per million input tokens.
The winner is the best manager of this season, not the best possible manager. Anyone claiming otherwise is overreading it, and so would we be.